I found this chap on flickr who likes to take pictures of the things that he eats. Some people have referred to it as ‘food porn’. Lovely.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tspauld/sets/1123019/

I’m a sad little clown for not being part of this. Especially taking measures for the dolls would have been my field of expertise. Pipedreams brings the big screen adventures of some of our most loved stars a lot closer. In my case as close as 0 to 18 inches, if you know what I mean? A hooray to a hole-istic marketing approach!

Dear Mr. Spitzer was really 2.0! The, now, former New York Govenour had a pretty clever organized prostitution ring: the Emporors VIP Club. Sadly the FBI closed it down and all those tie-slaves will need a new playground to embark on.

You can read all about it in every major newspaper in the world. Or just head directly to the Wired article for an inside scoop in the administrative details, etc. Since there is a big gap in the market at the moment, which needs filling as demand for some extracurricular activity will stay high in this stress-filled city of ours.

Note to self: ask boss for free time for a special project which requires all my attention and extremities.

Just simply crazy shit. I loved it. Well, who dosn’t like cute little animals?

Threesome

One

Duett

If you use Axe, then no woman may resist you. Except if she uses a nose clip. That you could as well shoot of with your finger gun! Sounds crazy? No! Sounds japanese!

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Leading the way, as usual, in what-the-fuck-technology: Japan. Finally something’s here, nobody has waited for so long: a game, where you’d stalk busty schoolgirls in dark alleys. There are no descriptions on the actual gameplay, but what I may tell from the vid on YouTube, it seems to be a bit like Hitman, well, Rapeman. I’m not sure, what to think about this one. But the music is catchy though. So you might find yourself nodding and whistling with your head, while the rapings occur.

Hentai Hunter

If you ask me, the Japanese are leading in flirtation-gap-reducing-technology. They somehow easily manage to combine style with usability. This invention is fully equipped with a USB-Connection…

Finally a site, which devoted itself to the persue of SEX IN ART. Long enough it took, if you ask me. Everyone secretly knows, that’s the main motivation for artists to wear silly scarfs and shell-rimmed glasses: chicks. And this site proudly hold up the flag to trouthfullness. Like Paris Hilton stands for sexually transferred diseases and the fascination of the one-facial-expression-fits-all.

Why does that never happen to me? Maybe I should stop to use old fish to scrub my alars during the morning shower…

Looking for a purpose in life? Here it is. Finally I know, what I’ll do. Live my life. Earn me the money. Then crash in a glorious ball of fire with a big boobed blonde next to me. As my biblical ancestor “Elias”, who went to heaven in his chariot of fire.